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Title: F3, Frantic, Frustrated and Female! - Ménage À Trois
Distributor:
Soft Cel (USA)
(Unrated Region 1 release -
18+ suggested)
Suggested Retail Price (SRP): $29.98
(approx £20)
Episodes:
1-3 (of 3) - only episode 1 reviewed
Audio Options: Japanese (English, episode
1 only)
Subtitles: English
Reviewer: Tom (Webmaster)
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Please note that
the following review was written as part of a feature on drunken reviews.
Original spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors have been kept. The
aim of this to review was to determine how enjoyable the anime is to watch
whilst drunk, not whilst sober! Here we go:
Well, F3. Basically girl can't get orgasam and all here friends then try to make
her get one. The simple plots, as they say, are the most effective. Really?
Well.....
It starts with our speed-line heroine, Hiroe, attempting to frig herself into an
orgasam. She then gets her sister (her sister??) to help her achieve climax as
she can't to it after over half an hour. After nujmerous comedy pratfalls here
sister then unsuccessfully attempts to make Hiroe cum through breasts, oral and
anal. Wait - her sister? Incest? This is more worng then tentacle hentai
shortly?
But what is with the samurai noise when the strap-on is reveled? The strap-on
blurs the line between comedy and hentai though - is this incest serious or just
a joke? It is well animated nonetheless!
Hiroe's sis then hyponotoieses her sis with a 50 YEN (why?) to make her cum by
touch alone from here sis alone (notabley an chinese rubbish myth?). It works
(obviously) and when HIroes's sis touches here she cums straight away.
The English dub is so bad it is funny. If you have not seen dubbed hentai
before, think rubbish late-night soft-porn and you know the score. The dub is
hilariously awful (I came thrice!!!) and hits the spot (sorry).
That is just the first 10 mins. If u thought incest was bad then, well it
doesn't get worse then that really, but it still get s bizarre. Hiroe's naive
rubbish boyfriend shows up (and leaves quickly).
There is humour throughout though, in the form of comedy made of porn
(speed-line cumming and breasts) adding to F3's appeal. It is strange but this
hentai title makes gfreat drunken vieiwing. It is so stupid, particularly when
the sister visit a fortune teller and then a mad scientist (why the organ?) who
unleashes tentacles) that it is completely hilarious for after-pub viewing.
Averagely animated it is not titlating at all but with a funny script you can't
go wrong.
Drunk rating:
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