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Title: Violence Jack
UK Distributor: Manga
Entertainment
BBFC Certificate:
18
Suggested Retail Price (SRP): £9.99
Episodes: 1-3 (of 3) - only episode 1 reviewed
Audio Options: English 2.0
Subtitles: English
Reviewer: Tom (Webmaster)
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Please note that
the following review was written as part of a feature on drunken reviews.
Original spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors have been kept. The
aim of this to review was to determine how enjoyable the anime is to watch
whilst drunk, not whilst sober! Here we go:
Intro happens and it shows people in a city going a bit mad before the credits.
Then people in a cave fight over meat and swear too much whilst sporting
mullets. Shocking. Now crap cop shows up and lectures rubbish theivess...s.s
TURN OFF LIGHT. Crap.
Viloienece Janck (VJ) is badly udbbed annd completely interesting with rubbish
80';s snmusic from the beginning and has guys with hams.
So back to the cave. People start digging to get out of a an underground city.
They are trapped. Suddenly, after digging a man is unvieled. He calls himself
Jack....VIOLENCE Jack. Shocking. Depsite the crap name though Jack is 10 feet
tall and you would not mess. The bikers stalking the stereotyped post-apocolyptic
world will have their hands full with Jack!!
Later it is revealed tht there are three undergroiudn sections fter a war -
inventiveyly a b &c - and a war has been happening underground ever sinnce for
food and power. A shocking attack on sectrion C (made up of entirely of woman)
degrades the shows massively, although Jack agrees to protect C as the violence
between the other sections is far higher.
There is no reason why Violence Jack should be bad, but he dialigu, acting,
animation and everything else is completely awful.. Nothing is good! It is vewry
very very very funny to watch bu tis still one of the worse things I have seen!
Call me cack call me.. VIOLENCE..cack!!!!
Drunk rating:
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